Obey The Inner Child

Ever have one of those days were reason just abandons you and you have a sudden and strong desire to get in touch with your inner psychotic child? For some, this rarely if ever happens. For me this happens very often. On this particular day while cleaning the rooms in one of the buildings I stay in, I felt my inner child of insanity start gnawing on me commanding me to do certain things because they would be "fun". Me being a big softie who can't deny a child anything, gave in. And so this series of amusing events followed...             The nuns will never find their shoes in the elevator. I continued to be evil/childlike throughout the day. Finally that evening I was sitting in the main office waiting for the computer genius guy to show up so he could fix the laptop that I had recently destroyed. He told me that he would be there at around 7 PM. Since I didn't really feel like climbing up 5 flights of stairs I decided that since it was only an hour that I could just sit there patiently. Any shred of patience I had left had completely dissolved. Sitting there doing nothing was going to drive me batshit crazy. After a little exploring I found something that could prove to be entertaining. The main office has some very long hallways. I did the math.     The calculations seemed, no, they were brilliant.  I made sure that no one was around for me to run over, then I hopped on. It was better than kettle corn. I kept this up for about 15 minutes and unfortunetly the people who own the building came downstairs so I had to sit back down and play the part of an angelic being. Sigh... P.S. The nun did eventually find her shoes in the elevator. I was promptly punched on the arm. Teehee.